I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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