I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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