Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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