is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This baby is an asshole
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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