Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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