You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
