Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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