This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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