normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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