it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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