people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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