You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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