I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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