So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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