spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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