"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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