How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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