Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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