life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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