if you like me you must not know who I am
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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