yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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