But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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