I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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