I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
