Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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