week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize