Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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