he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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