I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
