She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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