I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Randomize
