Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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