I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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