we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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