marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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