I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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