i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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