Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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