Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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