Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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