I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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