What did we do last night that was yellow?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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