on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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