My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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