walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
