Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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