I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
