is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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