yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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