Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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