After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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