Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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