Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just pee around me
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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