Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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