I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she peed on how many people?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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